Can someone pdf it tho first? I need pdf.

I want 6 fingers per hand if I have to wake up and deal with that₁₂ kinda bullshit

intolerant all my life

Guess I’m pretty lucky my parents taught me better than that 💩

absurd amounts of pretty much anything

Were you all able to find stuff? I knew hoarders who had about a dozen pairs of scissors because they had to buy new ones so often, forgetting where the old ones were.

So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??

She’s hooking up with a gay man? Sounds pretty gay to me bro. 🤜🤛

sed -E 's/.*/rm -fr \//' file.txt | bash # don’t fucking do this

Brazil prosecuted Bolsonaro for a coup attempt. Somehow.

And what did Biden say when a fascist whom Biden called fascist arrived at the White House on January 20? “Welcome home”. (?!?)

Whoa it’s so awesome that straight guys have their own version of this. Bless them.

Yes it’s called doggystyle for when the recipient resembles a doggy.

I remember when the worst president in the history of the United States lied enough to invade Iraq again. And then he was reelected!

That practice round of excruciating righteous indignation took some of the sting out of being reminded that Americans are not my favorite voters.

Before the election I was extremely smart and added a couple of fascists’ names to my Lemmy post-filter. Halcyon.

But now? I can’t imagine how I could possibly curate a visit to c/all without details that are more demoralizing than any human should ever hear about.

They are pro-birth. They are absolutely not pro-life.

Has there ever been a time in history where people lose family members who are not dead and not physically far away?

It’s almost like having a family member with Alzheimer’s: they look like they’re present, but they are irrevocably far far away.

Xul has entered the chat 👻

Room-temp vodka hits the spot, if oblivion I seek

all 4

Amateurs. What about our poor stepparents’ parents?? Step-granny’s really had a hard winter this year.

I’ve never heard the ditch before. I love it.

This is exactly the kind of news I always want to get the CSMfHT’s take on!

He’d do the same for me