I will confirm that I did it by posting “I did it” here. This will negate any need for any type of photographic or other tangible evidence because I’m an honest person and you’re horrible for suggesting otherwise.
Edit: Bunch of damn pyros in this thread.


Cut a hole in it and fuck it. Keep doing that with new holes until it with falls apart or rots from the inside out.
That’s fine for foam mattresses, but the inner spring type give me lacerations.
Win/win