This guy has ruined satire news…
Satire now would just be him doing anything like a normal sane president.
Noice country ya have here, vary vary noice…would be a shame if someone invaded it…wunnit?
Nobody expects…
The Gambino Inquisition!
Why can’t they just make a Discord server for free instead??
Trump is a genius inventor: he keeps coming up with new ways to take bribes
It’s a coin operated system. Insert $25M for the next 6 days of peace.
And it won’t be by GDP either. He will ask the exact same amount from each country. If you’re too small to pay, you get conquered
“I am a Nigerian Princess and I am going to start my own UN. If you decide to invest a billion dollars in it now, you are guaranteed to at least double your investment by the end of the year.”
Bored of peace…
First one trump invited is ofcourse putin … ???
The US government is now a racket headed by an infamous NY gangster that made a fortune scamming people in the real estate business.
History does beat fiction
Sounds like a scam
It’s Trump, so the odds are ever in your favor.
A board of peace - after telling the Norwegian prime minister that he’s not committed to peace anymore because he didn’t get the peace price (and no, the PM doesn’t control the peace price)
Board of peace has the same energy as ministry of truth
On Friday, the White House presented the composition of “a founding Executive Board”, consisting exclusively of figures loyal to Trump: his Middle East adviser Steve Witkoff, his son-in-law Jared Kushner, Secretary of State Marco Rubio and former UK prime minister Tony Blair.
It’s astonishing how often Tony Blair manages to find new ways to be a massive fucking disappointment. It’s like he’s already concluded that he’s going to hell for the whole Iraq thing so he’d may as well lean into it by being a huge cunt while he’s alive.
I thought the same thing. I mean the whole Iraq thing could be seen as a misjudgement in hindsight. Now though he just looks evil.
He doesn’t know how to spell, its meant to be “Bored of Peace”
didn’t he just threaten denmark that he’s done with peace because he didn’t win the peace prize 😑
And what if they don’t, will he kidnap their Presidents too? Or maybe tarrif them?
