Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoGenesissh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1453arrow-down14file-text
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minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50arrow-down1·7 days agoGod: “So these are story points. They represent an estimated amount of effort to complete a task rather than a literal unit of time.” Creationists: “So I know story points don’t actually represent ‘days’ but for the sake of argument, let’s just say they do.”
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 days agoStill gets shafted by project manager.
God: “So these are story points. They represent an estimated amount of effort to complete a task rather than a literal unit of time.”
Creationists: “So I know story points don’t actually represent ‘days’ but for the sake of argument, let’s just say they do.”
If God was Agile. 😂
Still gets shafted by project manager.