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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

I got that dog in me. (I am very ill.)

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I got that dog in me. (I am very ill.)

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    There is no way that a hundred hotdogs that you have to throw out at the end of every day are less expensive than a bunch of off brand protein bars that will never expire until eaten

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      That’s the joke.

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    Not gonna lie, I would much prefer free hot dogs to free protein bars

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    It is very uncharitable to this Alex Cohen fella to assume he is being sincere, but I absolutely believe an MBA would think this is a good idea

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      Because it is a good idea.

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      Everyone on the internet is always serious.

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        it’s srs bsns

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    I’m sure the employees craving protein would be very happy with a greasy fat tube wrapped in carbs.

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    Average hotdog , 23 g of fat, 6 g of protein.

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      Don’t forget the nitrates.

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        It’s rocket fuel

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    Yeah but the buns are going to be dry in like an hour.

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    !linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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    Admittedly not DMX’s best album.

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    To be fair, you could probably leaves those out for months and not get sick eating them. The bread would go first, but that enriched store bread takes forever to mold

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      Always surprised when I see a little blue/green growing on my Walmart buns.

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