jballs@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days agoYou can do it!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1514arrow-down113
arrow-up1501arrow-down1imageYou can do it!sh.itjust.worksjballs@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square33linkfedilink
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoOr it just means that he has sufficiently weaponized psychic powers and witchcraft to protect him.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoOr that he sold his soul to the devil, and so the devil is protecting him in order to protect his investment.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day ago"This is a Fox News SPECIAL REPORT!!! Satan is saying he’s stuck at the White House because he’s pregnant with Trump’s butt baby!"
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoBreaking News: A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says “Don’t be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don’t blame me.”
Or it just means that he has sufficiently weaponized psychic powers and witchcraft to protect him.
Or that he sold his soul to the devil, and so the devil is protecting him in order to protect his investment.
"This is a Fox News SPECIAL REPORT!!!
Satan is saying he’s stuck at the White House because he’s pregnant with Trump’s butt baby!"
Breaking News:
A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says “Don’t be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don’t blame me.”