• zikzak025@lemmy.world
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    Or it just means that he has sufficiently weaponized psychic powers and witchcraft to protect him.

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      Or that he sold his soul to the devil, and so the devil is protecting him in order to protect his investment.

      • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        "This is a Fox News SPECIAL REPORT!!!

        Satan is saying he’s stuck at the White House because he’s pregnant with Trump’s butt baby!"

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        Breaking News:
        A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says “Don’t be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don’t blame me.”