• bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Or that he sold his soul to the devil, and so the devil is protecting him in order to protect his investment.

    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      "This is a Fox News SPECIAL REPORT!!!

      Satan is saying he’s stuck at the White House because he’s pregnant with Trump’s butt baby!"

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      Breaking News:
      A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says “Don’t be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don’t blame me.”