- Don’t live in the USA.
- Don’t visit the USA.
- Under no circumstances should you live in or visit the USA.
I guess we’re ignoring the fact that they’ve kidnapped US citizens because they were brown.
“Don’t be a minority” is a rule so deeply ingrained in their ethos they think it’s universally understood already.
- Be Caucasian
They’ve kidnapped white people too
- Obtain Norweigian Citizenship¹
- Live in Norway
- Turn on the tv and tune into the American news and have #Popcorn 🍿 ready to enjoy the shitshow
¹Unfortunately I’m not privilaged enough for this :/
These don’t work. “Be white” used to apply for a while but even that doesn’t anymore. I think now it is “be white and suck up to fascists”
Renee Good did none of those things.
Well she did obey them but they gave conflicting instructions and shot her anyways.
Important to note for clarity, disobeying an officer’s instructions is NOT the same as disobeying the law.
And neither are supposed to be punishable by death.
Don’t kink shame.
Sundely they became “please thread on me”
Step 1, everyone is illegal except for the people that were already here if you wanna get technical.
Step 2, maybe ICE shouldn’t attack us, it’s self defense from the very beginning
Step 3, oh boy. Maybe ICE and supporters should do a better job at following those laws and not take orders from a guy with 37+ felonies.
Food for thought unless you’re to dumb to eat
“White Christians accepted only.”
How to avoid ICE:
- Dont be a US citizen
- Dont be pulling out of your driveway
- Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
- Dont be friendly and tell them “I’m not mad at you”
Don’t sleep in your own bed in your own home either.
i have a white supremacist translating device, here goes:
- be white, or else
- stop resisting! 🐽
- don’t leave your house if you’re not white
Rule 1 and 3 don’t even apply anymore
Rule 2 doesn’t help because they will deliberately give conflicting instructions and shoot anyway.
How to avoid being deported by ICE:
- Be white and join ICE
Not guaranteed to work. What if you’re off duty and they don’t believe you when you say you work with them?
They already ignore passports, birth certificates, driver’s licences and social security cards.
Be on crystal meth and work 24/7, problem solved.
🥾👅
“In today’s news, another us citizen of non-pale complexion was arrested by ICE, despite being married and working here for 20+ years.”
“Sounds like my friends and I can show up at your door in fake ICE outfits and make your gargle on our balls. And if you refuse, we’ll beat your ass, and you won’t do anything about it.”
