No lowballs, PLEASE. I know what I have.

This is like that old gameboy color that went through two washing cycles, a 10ft fall, three falls from a running bike and you find it in your parents’ attic twenty years later still working as if nothing had happened.

My three years old phone stopped charging because I looked at it wrong.

Insert “I didn’t hear no bell” meme here.

I think one of the big reasons those were so liked by businesses was just how much of a beating they could take.

Used, fair. $20.

Still works, wants to be put out of its misery.

And it still f***ing works somehow.

Ticket from the user: “seems to be running slow. I definitely didn’t spill water on it.”

Some slight burn-in

near mint condition