Was this an actual real post or satire?
I genuinely have no clue.
Welcome to the 2024. This year’s presidential election will have exclusive live coverage on election night, from your official election coverage team…The Onion. No word on if they’ll still deal in satire on the night, but it is confirmed that it will be absurd.
I think it’s just an advertisement for Snickers. Gross.
The sign of a successful ad campaign is when the campaign itself gets satirized to continue to build on brand awareness.
I miss Nihilist Arby’s.
"You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance
Eat Arby’s"
CONSUME
OBEY
Boy you guys talk so much about student debt that I’m very thankful to not have it
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Thank goodness my “third world country” offers free tuition for uni. 🤩
Lace it with LSD and it’ll fix my outlook on life for about six months until reality wears me down again.
Hmmmmm. I should try drugs.
Drugs are pretty great.
DARE to try interesting drugs
Now you’ll have diabetes, if nothing else.
“Ha, ha! Look at that guy! He ate a candy bar, now he’s gonna die the fat death.”
Go boof some kale, or something.
Go eat a tub of butter, or something.
literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn’t have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.
Like, I got personal reasons I think life sucks, but boy howdy I have no shortage of “big picture” reasons too. The future is bleak, at best.
There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.
