Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.


Yeah but do we really think Vance has the, idk what you’d call it, moron-charm? Charm that attracts only morons? Whatever it is that Trump offers?
He doesn’t. Vance has all the personality and presence of cold oatmeal.
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