Welders are great for jewelry making

One of my 2 am cringe memories involves loudly asking my 3rd grade classmates if anyone would like a kiss.

I meant the chocolate.

I also had a fun experience in Belgium where a guy at a bar approached me and we each just tried different languages until we landed on one that we both knew. (I know this is common in Europe but you don’t run into this in North America as often)

Aren’t they both insults though? Am I confused about what twit means

Oh man this happens to my mom all the time, in both languages too. She’ll speak English to people in mexico and Spanish to people in Canada. Cracks me up every time, but sucks when we’re trying to pass as locals in mexico.

I had a similar experience when I was learning English where I was trying to give something to my friend, eventually I realized I was just repeating a number (10) at her. Ten means “take this” in spanish.

Is the difference here like chat and chatte? I’m not familiar with the French word for female genitalia.

Wow I’m gonna make “you’re fucking ants” a regular expression in my english vocab. I will provide no details when I confuse people.

My favourite English one that makes the least amount of sense is “fucking the dog”. Like, of all things, why choose that??

It is soda traditionally made with sassafras bark. I doubt they still use that to make it but in my (probably unpopular) opinion, it tastes like garbage.

Me learning ginger beer =/= ginger ale

Oh I literally almost never use my sister’s name. Like not when I’m talking to her and also even if I’m talking to other people I’ll just say my sister. Sometimes I say my big sister which confuses people because I only have one.

Lol better than my choice of “well if I can’t teleport back I might as well just use it to go to the store near my house”

Man my cat was missing for 2 weeks and I went out every single night. He was not an outdoor cat at that point. It was so frustrating cause we could see claw marks where he had scratched at neighbours doors thinking it was ours, and from asking around the neighbourhood, people had seen him. Eventually found him chilling in someone’s yard with their cat, but yeah he never ran for it again. He also never gained the weight back that he lost during that time :( such an awful feeling.

I’m not here to tell you who you are or anything but the feelings you mention are similar to some asexual experiences. I’m ace myself and enjoy masturbation or sex in some very specific settings, but generally it doesn’t feel like much to me, it’s just like a very generic sense of like “something is touching my skin”.

In the specific settings, it does feel like something more than just physical touch, and I can actually trigger those same sensations without physical touch most of the time. To explain it? Idk it kind of feels like I’m floating.

Honestly I am an introvert with social anxiety who is always worried about seeming needy, but I have found the good kind of extroverts that understand that and know that I am just shy and not intentionally trying to cling. The best kind of people.

Oooo are we gendering usernames now? Do mine!