I distinctly remember reading similar news a few years ago.
Caption: “we’re all looking for the guy who did this”
“Every 10 seconds, somewhere in the world, a baby is born. Your mission is to find this woman and stop her.”
It was one hell of an office Christmas party.
I was going crazy going ‘shit, i KNOW i read this before, it cannot be a 2025 article…’
Vindication!
https://abc7ny.com/nurses-nurse-pregnant-nyu-winthrop-hospital-in-mineola/5235663/
14 pregnant nurses and one glistening “Fertility Doctor” who just roams around the halls in an open bathrobe chugging orange juice straight out of the container.
Milk, actually.
Luigi had a brief stay, for 14 hours.
Man that must have been one fun orgy
Sources report that the tall dark and handsome radiologist is shitting himself.
It’s always the radiologist.
Who let Doctor Hamster into the female nurse enclosure?
Depends on how big the hospital is… Just asked one of my clients…they have around 100 pregnant nurses at any time. Well,they have around 2500 of them tbh.
I was thinking the same thing, but apparently they are all in the same unit, which makes this more interesting.
Did a new doctor recently start by any chance?
“Yeah, we had a fun holiday work party, pretty normal. We didnt go that crazy.” - To their husbands/bfs when arriving home at 3am with tossled hair.
And all 14 going for a 1 year paid maternity leave at same time. Fun time for those at work 😜
90 days, if they’re lucky. Probably more like 2 weeks.
Vermont has 1 year paid maternity leave?
It doesn’t? No idea, but I’d expect developed country like USA to have paid maternity leave
Unfortunately you are horribly mistaken.
for fuck sake
