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Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you know that Big Foot often gets confused for Sasquatch?English
5·6 days agoA sqanchquach, you mean?
Come on, you know the rule, add the /s even when it’s supposed to be obvious or people will call you mean things that finish in -ard.
Yes but this one comes preloaded with the soup
Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Always remember, both sides are just as bad!
412·14 days agoNo, the media doesn’t think that, the owners of the media wants the media to say that they’re equal
Now all that’s needed is a centralized web location to connect those scantily clad ladies seeking corn with those willing to spill their beans.
A cornhub, if you will.
Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
Canada@lemmy.ca•Coke Canada Bottling terminates worker injured on the job, says keeping him would be too hard on the company
5·17 days agoCan someone with a Canadian labour law background confirm: he has an ironclad case to sue, right?
Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•How I feel when the feminine has entered my bodyEnglish
7·24 days agoI’m about 80% of the way through my first playthrough - game’s amazing! Best D&D game still Baldur’s Gate 3, amazing writing, dialogues are flavorful - internal ones particularly… Music’s good, art style is retro and cool, lore is dense and awesome, LOVE it so far.
Esoteric Ebb, is the game’s name, btw
Currently playing Esoteric Ebb: I’m blown away. Best d&d game since Baldur’s Gate, best story game since disco Elysium
Touché. Excellent analogy, actually
Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Trump White House Reportedly Blocking Intelligence Report Warning of Homeland Security Threats in Midst of Iran War
35·1 month agoHe’s getting his tiny rotten mushroom dick half hard at the idea of another 9/11 happening between now and the midterms - he’d so very happily sacrifice 10s of thousands of Americans if it meant more power for himself…
Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
science@lemmy.world•Apocalyptic beliefs are no longer fringe—and they’re shaping how people respond to global threatsEnglish
13·1 month agoCan’t tell if you’re trolling, which is terrifying
Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Senate GOP gives Trump free hand in Iran as war powers vote fails
19·1 month agoMan, just imagine the amount of rampant blackmailing/kompromat that must be held on these Republicans…
It’s really a good question.
Most of us have this little rectangle of light wired into our brain via our optic nerves almost Johnny mnemonic datajack style, delivering a steady flow of whatever creates a mix of chemicals in our brain most likely to make us stay jacked-in as long as possible.
We’re at work on our phones, between calls, while shitting, while doing the dishes… in commute, during dinner - even with someone, both on our phones - while we fucking watch tv, in our bed…
Frankly it’s amazing we’re accomplishing anything at all as a society…
Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea.English
42·1 month agoThat’s an insightful way of putting it, 10 points.
Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•BREAKING NEWS - Israeli media reports Supreme Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, leader of Iran, was killed inside his bunkerEnglish
20·1 month ago…" And the daydreaming ends. And you realize with your dick in your hand that you’re in the bottom of an empty well.
Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Block lays off nearly half its staff because of AI. Its CEO said most companies will do the same
4·1 month agoSo… how does it work, when the world has a 50% unemployment rate?
Ulvain@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Trump Reportedly Mulling Plan to Declare ‘National Emergency’ Paving Way for Major Power Grab
5·1 month agoOh I’m shocked, shocked i tell you.





Great, that’s all we need. News of Trump being dead then miraculously being alive on Easter. No way the wacko nut jobs that see him as the new incarnation of Christ don’t wet themselves and see this as proof right? 🙄