Nothing new under the sun.

Tina Peters can rot.

Keurig tried this and they literally exited the market. Bartesian is mid.

A legitimate set of Kuka or ABB arms mixing drinks? That would be badass.

Well you see that’s why you make it the free space

So the leaks were always bullshit.

“Every fucking time. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a quickie in Tuscon right now?”

Bro this isnt even the most shocking thing this week

I dont think men want to fuck him either

Every day we stray further from JWZ’s grace

The 9th Material is Genocide

Who could have seen this coming?

Chinaposting is strong with this one

I believe Alberto, but I am less incline to believe Bungie.

Fuck it we ball. *gets a needle*

“Why don’t you sit on this? AND ROTATE!”

I find the amount of gambling present outright obscene

HOW IS HE WORTH A TRILLION DOLLARS

I was just perma’d from reddit for commenting on him “getting slimed.” It was a fucking JOKE.

Look, if people are celebrating your death, no amount of revisionism is going to change a god damn thing – you’re a terrible human being. All this censorship and chilling effects? Not going to make people shut up forever. You’re going to embolden them.

He always had the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

It helps that Borderlands runs like shit