I’m really starting to wish apps didn’t become mainstream because it’s painful to be forced to download the app for a website I barely use when I could just use the website if they had a better UI or didn’t shove their app down your throat.

japanese technological innovations:
*way better experience*

united states technological innovations:
*every single piece of furniture needs a different app to be used*

what’ll the US citizens need next? a new app to get all of the other apps?

Glad I’m not the only one that keeps a slice of blueberry pie on the floor in front of my toilet room

You are out of flushes, please drink a verification can to enjoy more flushes.

This is probably a real thing somewhere.

How else would it tell everyone I know that I just took a shit??

Important functionality imo

SmartPipe FlushMe is a registered sex offender.

On point !