I would support an investigation into Bono. That South Park episode pretty well summed up why I dislike him. I’m sure he’s a decent guy, but yeah, pretty smug. (I don’t really, shut up.)

We already know Oprah is terrible for platforming a bunch of terrible people (Doc Oz, Doc Phil, that rapey guy in South America). Behind the Bastards podcast has that info.

Bruce Springsteen and Beyoncé are totally awesome. Let your bullshit investigations reveal how cool they are. We’re ready.