- cross-posted to:
- politics@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- politics@lemmy.world
Lauren Boebert, the Republican representative from Colorado who rose to national fame as one of Donald Trump’s biggest cheerleaders, has lost her seat in Congress.
The race was too close to call on election night last week, but after every vote was counted the Democrat Eileen Laubacher has been declared the winner by the AP news agency.
I refuse to pay for her ONLY FANS. I goon, but even I and other have gooners have standards
… declared the winner by the AP news agency.
Does the US not have an official electoral operator so they have to rely on news agencies to report election results?
There will be an official certification of the ballots once all of them have been counted, yes.
But the AP makes projections when it is statistically unlikely/impossible for the candidate that is trailing to catch up.
In this race Bimbort is currently trailing by 3525 votes with 99% of the votes counted. Meaning there are only about 3800 votes left to count. So while it is possible that every single remaining vote is for her, it is statistically unlikely.
In case anyone forgot, this was after she changed districts to one that was even deeper red.
Ironically, her old district was the only one in the state that still elected a Republican.
She moved to my district. So glad to have personally helped push her bitch ass out.

Same! Felt good to vote her out!
I’m not in that district, but for any sane human being that was…

Shit all two of you are both on Lemmy?! What are the odds
Thank you for your service, now the world is healing a bit
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Well now she’ll have more time to pursue women subordinate to her
Sniff, now she’ll be giving handjobs in Heaven.
Is there a town in Colorado named Heaven?
It’s a strip joint down by the airport.

Don’t fret. She can always work a hand job.
She doesn’t just give hand jobs, she gives hand careers.
A hands on job? Like what?
A Z job.
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

Is her Only Fans up yet?
The last time she blew something this hard, it was in the audience of Beetlejuice.
Good. To quote Hilary Clinton quoting someone else, “Bye, Felicia.”
Did Hillary really quote Ice Cube from Friday?
I mean who hasn’t?
I refuse to believe she’s plugged into any actual American culture.
I mean, the movie is from 31 years ago. And the meme is at least a decade old.

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Wat
- What.
Had to have been an intern.

Lost her 2nd seat in Congress. She lost a few years ago, then “moved” to a new district to run again
She didn’t lose that one. She very narrowly beat a dem challenger in the 2022 election, by something like 87 votes. The next election, after even more scandal, he was going to challenge her seat again. Instead, she ran off to a deeper red district in 2024 and took that seat.
She has now lost that one. I guess Colorado ran out of red she could hide behind.
She lost it handy-ly…
She ran a gripping race.
Got shafted in the end
But it was a real tug of war
Yeah, but she never really had a hand on it…
Doing the old district zig zag didn’t help her. I think she might have been okay if she, at the very least, represented her constituents.















