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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

And they say great poets are no more

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And they say great poets are no more

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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    What dick? Either he has no penis or his tuck game is on point.

    “Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”

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      Notice that he also said he “has” 33 cars, not “owns”. Because it turns out, he just rents the luxury cars he flaunts on social media.

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        Its crazy to me that this is a real profitable business. Some of these leases only allow you to drive the car like 40 miles a year. You don’t even get to enjoy the car itself, just paying like a mortgage+ a month to lean on a car to look cool lol

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          Redlining a rented heap in your driveway for hours every day adds no miles.

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        I think you vastly overestimate him. Surely this subtle difference in the wording goes well over his head

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      What abusing testosterone supplemets does to one.

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      all the transfemmes jealous of his tucking technique, till they find out that hes not tucking at all…

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      https://youtu.be/1EcAcWe08NU?t=82

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