Plot twist: the buddy was indeed a lady.
Gotta hit him with the 👌 and punch him in the shoulder as he walks through as well
If they hit me with “age before beauty” I give back a withering “pearls before swine” (I am wearing pearls in this example btw)
Maybe it was a joke, maybe it was just that they saw something in me that i couldn’t quite see in myself yet.
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Unlikely, I’m shit at makeup.
Keep practicing!
would still just be putting lipstick on a pig
Oink oink, Daddy
Yes it could be like putting lipstick on a pig but you might as well put color correctors or eye liners on a pig and it would look good. Just because most known makeup doesn’t go well with you doesn’t mean you cannot look either cute or badass.
It’s a different person, they were just being rude
Oh… my bad
Oh thanks cutie, Trans Rights!
Me have left the comedy area, and took my buddy with me.
If only i could be 14 again!
„Alter vor Schönheit“
“Oh, sorry, please go ahead!”
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I keep seeing on Lemmy Blahaj in reference to trans people.
What I don’t understand is what makes trans people identify with Taco Bell? I honestly don’t know which fast food would have made for a better franchise to identify with, but never Taco Bell. Ugh. Taco Bell is the worst.
Why not Dairy Queen?
I just…hate Taco Bell so much. It’s nothing to do with trans people. I hated them since I was 4 years old, and had no idea what a trans person was. I just want Taco Bell to go out of business, and don’t understand what trans people see in that god awful place.
Even McDonalds, as awful as that would be, would have been a better option. Why does it have to be fast food anyways?
Blahaj is the plush shark from Ikea, did you mean that you hate the furniture company instead?
Then why does Taco Bell have blahaj blast? I have nothing against Ikea. I guess I’d be neutral on them. Never had any interaction with Ikea. I heard their products are easy to assemble, but are annoying as fuck. Not hard, just a pain to get through.
As a person with a messy complicated relationship with gender and many trans loved ones theres something oddly endearing about the earnestness of your confusion
I don’t know if you’re being serious, but just in case you are, the Mountain Dew flavor that Taco Bell is known for is actually called Baja Blast, named for the Mexican state of Baja California. It doesn’t have anything to do with the stuffed shark from Ikea. Hope this helps.
Taco bell has B a j a blast, the joke is that you can make a new drink using the IKEA plushie called Blahaj blast. Honestly though I have boycotted all fast food places for over a decade as much as I can. I just thought people would have a bit of a giggle about it.
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Every single one of this mans comments ever made on the account has been deleted by mods. I wonder what the fuck he did to get himself nuked. Thanks mods!
Seeing as a large majority of their comments have been just “live laugh love”, my guess is they are considered a spambot.
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