Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoWhat weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1245arrow-down1message-squareWhat weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square31linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBougieBirdie@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·4 days agoA fisherman is sitting in his boat and decides to smoke, only to discover he didn’t bring any matches. He throws a cigarette overboard, and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
minus-squareVieuxQueb@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoNot gonna lie it took me a second or two to get it !
minus-squareBougieBirdie@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoWhen I first heard this one years ago I was in the same boat (heh) I kept thinking that a “cigarette lighter” was some kind of boat, like maybe a clipper or something used by smugglers. Painfully close to the punchline
A fisherman is sitting in his boat and decides to smoke, only to discover he didn’t bring any matches.
He throws a cigarette overboard, and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Not gonna lie it took me a second or two to get it !
When I first heard this one years ago I was in the same boat (heh)
I kept thinking that a “cigarette lighter” was some kind of boat, like maybe a clipper or something used by smugglers. Painfully close to the punchline