Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoWhat weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1252arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1250arrow-down1message-squareWhat weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square31linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareVieuxQueb@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 days agoNot gonna lie it took me a second or two to get it !
minus-squareBougieBirdie@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·14 days agoWhen I first heard this one years ago I was in the same boat (heh) I kept thinking that a “cigarette lighter” was some kind of boat, like maybe a clipper or something used by smugglers. Painfully close to the punchline
Not gonna lie it took me a second or two to get it !
When I first heard this one years ago I was in the same boat (heh)
I kept thinking that a “cigarette lighter” was some kind of boat, like maybe a clipper or something used by smugglers. Painfully close to the punchline