• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
    1·
    23 hours ago

    I need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…

    • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
      13·
      23 hours ago

      Well, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.

      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
        2·
        19 hours ago

        Meanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan:

        “I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”