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arrow-up1797arrow-down1imageGod has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾sh.itjust.workspastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square84linkfedilinkcross-posted to: atheism@lemmy.world
minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·1 day agoand “abstain from blood” in biblical times for sure meant “transfusions” too *head -> desk"
minus-squarestarik@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 day agoYou forget that God knows all and can see future technology. We’re still waiting for the passage “Thou shalt not step into thy transporter, for it causeth loss of thy soul” to become relevant.
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 day agoI thought it was weird it even had passages about NVidia’s DLSS5, but now we know.
minus-squareSerinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 hours agoIt’s probably because they had issues with blood types.
minus-squareGroundedGator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agoSimilar to many of the kosher rules, it was about food safety and knowledge at the time.
minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 hours agoI’d say the only “blood types” around where those people drinking blood.
and “abstain from blood” in biblical times for sure meant “transfusions” too *head -> desk"
You forget that God knows all and can see future technology. We’re still waiting for the passage “Thou shalt not step into thy transporter, for it causeth loss of thy soul” to become relevant.
I thought it was weird it even had passages about NVidia’s DLSS5, but now we know.
It’s probably because they had issues with blood types.
Similar to many of the kosher rules, it was about food safety and knowledge at the time.
I’d say the only “blood types” around where those people drinking blood.