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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Anon calls a lady of the night

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Anon calls a lady of the night

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    Anon paid a prostitute to feel great for five minutes? Yeah, sounds like what happens.

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    fake: anon has $160

    gay: anon didn’t have sex

    • Varesti@lemmy.zip
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      $160 can buy a lot of tendies. 🤔

      • Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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        🤔 we talking regular tendies or Dino tendies?

        • davidgro@lemmy.world
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          Dino ones are always cheapest here. It’s also nice that they are shaped like what they are made of.

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          I don’t mean to call you out like this, but I’ve only ever seen dino nuggies and never tendies.

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            😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my whole life has been a lie!

        • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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          In this economy? Regular my man.

      • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
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        Explain how!

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    OP so disgusting even the escort was looking for a way out.

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    This idiot didn’t even offer a woman in distress eggs. How did he think he’d help her without eggs??

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    Her acting classes are paying off. It’s not Shakespeare yet, but fun practicing real acting.

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    You left the Gundam models in plain sight, didn’t you, anon?

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    My fear of getting robbed and beaten was the main reason I never tried it.

    I never considered this potential scam. I suppose there are others.

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    This sounds like every other date I go on, except I am only out $20, and she’s talking about her ex or her dad, not her pimp.

    The sadness and tears brings some umami to my cocktail, I will admit.

    Occasionally she tells me how much I reminder of her said ex/dad, and then I’m like ‘oh honey, you want be to beat you, don’t you?’

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      I don’t believe that you talk to women

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