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You say ‘Gender, gender, gender’. Like Beetlejuice.
Or, you know, Beetlejuice works. Most of us are theater kids, goth kids, or both.
Why does this sound like half of a bad dad joke?
Because you’re secretly hoping that the answer is for a strong older man to show up and give you a big whooping.
Then a woke crowd comes in chanting:
“Hey hey, ho ho”
“Child abuse has got to go”
Set off the hotel fire alarm at 3am
I think Summon Monster VIII would take care of it, you could summon 1d4+1 Bralani. They’re CG so they’re likely to be anarchists.
raid a marxist reading club. lol
Form a polycule.

