$5k Check? Coming juust after the Epstein files.
“made in your name”? Trump isn’t giving anyone else credit, let’s be real.
You know what I want…https://youtu.be/2PmuKGox-QA?si=Z5034XGN5sPGi1l3&t=90
Where’s the Tylenol?
It’s cool (not) to see reddit do the same thing than imgur with images, that is, never actually just show the image alone and always surround it with their bullshit website.
EDIT: For those that want to share the image without that cancer of a website showing up every time:
I use Voyager and I just see the image without surrounding bullshit
It seems to be happening only in a browser on a PC.
I’ve already borrowed against it. That 5 grand better come through or I’m screwed! /s
I really do wonder how many americans have already spend their 5k
Most Americans are far more than $5K in debt
I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
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What’s wrong with dog kissing? I mean, not on the lips. But a little peck on the top of the nose is ok?
Not a bad start, but you want to get an Aussie or a Brit to help you out with some swearing.
It’s a direct quote from the movie
No reason not to spice it up a bit.
Good enough for Clark’s boss, but somehow still not emphatic enough to describe Trump.
Also, where’s cousin Eddie when you need him?
Filling up the shitter.
When compared to my feelings about Orange Hitler, Clark’s rant feels like high praise.
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He’s got that crazed look in his eye.
Uncle Eddie got the assignment straight off
Let’s not forget the policy changes that are going to kick millions of people off their healthcare plans - changes that are scheduled to take effect after the midterms. The $5k is like a bribe to allow yourself to be stabbed.
"It’s basically the same deal, except we get a free keg of beer for our meeting. In exchange for that, we have to give up our dental plan."
Sorry about armageddon, here’s a pizza party.
Realistically, that 5k is going to Big Tech to keep the AI bubble from collapsing and taking the economy with it. I’m just not sure it’s going to stop at 5k per person.
Goddamn this is too real
I figure, once I get my D.O.G.E. refund, tariff refund, this new dividend check, and when Soros finally gets around to paying everything he owes me, I’ll be sitting pretty. So, suck it Canada. And England. And EU. And Iceland, or maybe Greenland. And Mexico. And, well, I don’t know the names of anybody else’s country but you, too. I’m going to buy a USA healthcare!
It’s the gift that keeps on giving… eh Clark?
My trumpy uncle actually got one of these irl. “I’ve molested a kid in your name” it said. “If you act now you can help me charter a yacht” it said.
Wait, so is he finally opening his eyes, or is the shirts irony lost on him?
Right next to the tarrif checks
