Hardly ever works as expected

Unsweet iced tea

No

Business as usual then

Hawk, Badger

Your mom says what?

Could it be DNS?

Different place or different girlfriend

Omg

Yea- THEY think it works, and THEY skipped it.

Curved brim, not straight.

Alcohol wouldnt?

Trump had sex with Bill Clinton you say?

First, can you sign this form for my unemployment job search? Thanks bye.

My opinion of bubba would not change

FLOOR IT!

I need an illustration or something

Wut

The use of a time machine is implied in these situations

Its worse than that