I mean, I’d love to have five gallons, but that costs, you know, money.

Specifically, a corny keg is like $50 used or $100 new, whereas a carbonation cap is like <$10.

I just use a carbonation cap for a normal 2L bottle.

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This is 100% the response OP was fishing for.

“You’re already” what?

I kinda hate the author even more than the husband.