Singing, playing music.
orgasm. even better with a partner
A hot bath. Talking to a good listener.
This may sound dumb, but resolving the problem. I was super stressed yesterday when I got an alert that my paid parking timed out. I thought i would be able to extend it on the app, but turned out you could only do that before the timer ended. And the website said you could ask a “live agent” any questions, but there was only AI with pre-selected topics.
So I had to hurry back across the city to pay for another period and I was LIVID but as soon as I got the next period covered (and no ticket) I felt better. I was (am) still angry on an intellectual level about the garbage parking company and their bald-faced lies about live agents, but I no longer felt the need to rage-scream.
A lot of good answers, so I’ll add cooking.
Getting all the ingredients ready and putting them together is a good feeling. I feel like I’m creating something. Then I get to eat it. I’m making sauteed mushrooms and a turkey burger tonight. I got garlic paste for the mushrooms, so I’m excited for it. I love it when a plan comes together.
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!
I am once again reminded I lack an original thought
Same. Came here to drop this banger and I am gazumped by toast.
I mean, this is a quote from Conan the Barbarian, so it’s not an original thought for toast.
I will admit I could be misunderstanding something though.
Using it as a reference as a joke in this context was what I meant
Buttery toast
Deep-chested, full-volume, belt-it-out singing. Especially if it’s either super sad or very angry.
Recommendation: Brownie Mountain from Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job. It’s a melancholy anthem that rewards - and, in fact, requires - fully-commited vocals, while at the same time also being a song about accidentally eating a literally mountain-sized pile of brownies.
talking into a fan so that your voice sounds funny
The ocean
This definitely. Walking on a beach with nobody around does it for me.
My father always said, the ocean washes away all your sins. He meant that it helps get rid of a hangover, but I find that it helps in a lot of other ways too.
Masturbating
Primal screaming in an enclosed space, like an elevator
one thing I miss about driving. though my passengers didn’t appreciate it as much.
Run up mountain! Run up mountain until brain not working and feel like vomit!
catharsis
Riding a bike far into the woods.
Writing! It exorcises the bad feelings onto the page where they are trapped forever.
Full-contact boffer fighting. Feels good man. I can only imagine what the Buhurt loonies get out of it.
Running.













