I have a lawyer but I feel like me coming to her with this would be like those folks who said we’d both be billionaires if I built a Facebook app for free.

I make a mean vegetarian lasagna by replacing the meat with sautéed mushrooms and spinach.

This is gonna be a great way to teach kids how to circumvent these controls. A whole generation of hackers will be born

Until you’re like the poor guy I met who couldn’t get out of the courthouse’s parking garage because you pay with an app and he didn’t have a phone.

Hackers must have insane S3 bills

I’m not sorry everyone hates them

The way I see it they’re not gonna waste the time and money to fight a $1,000 claim and articles like this would convince a local judge that I can’t just opt out.

And since the other side didn’t bother to show up I’d win by default.

I really should take all of them to small claims for the time and energy needed to block them.

I don’t consider tankies lefter than me.

You forgot

• pirates a lot of media

I’m also blockading the Strait of Hormuz and so is my wife!

(At this point Taco Bell will be fine dining by Demolition Man times)

Fun fact: Sales guys look at what skills companies are hiring for to know what tools they use in the job.

My god what have I done…

If we’re just making shit up then god says I’m in charge.

Begun, the drone wars have

Running my life sucks and wouldn’t wish it on anyone else. Even for a pony.

Or when it’s hanging on up inside your brain stem and you grab it with a tissue and pull and you feel it sliding over every cerebral wrinkle

BOOOOOOOO

You could totally use GitHub for this if you format it with LaTeX or Markdown.