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kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    With google earth’s ai you can fake battle damage right?

    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Just need a Sharpie, though.

      (Plus, his tiny pedo hands don’t do computer too goodly.)

  • TIEPilot@lemmy.world
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    Canada is invading? That would be awesome. I never thought I would say this, I’m getting out the PIG!

  • eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Please?

  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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    Why was this war necessary? People should know when they’re conquered.

    • FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works
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      Because the Americans started it first by attempting to invade Canada. They thought their special military make America great operation was going to be a success. Now the Canadians are launching a counter attack. The us military is running low on ammunition and munitions and supplies now

  • justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io
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    Seattle is a mess and Spokane is worse.

    Why would we want an inferior copy of Vancouver and of Kelowna?

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Seattle’s grit can actually be pretty charming, IMO.

  • FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works
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    Ah yes the American Canadian war

  • FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works
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    I tried posting this here, oh well

  • lath@lemmy.world
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    Canadian geese commiting war crimes again?

    • festus@lemmy.ca
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      I think this is blaming Canada for wildfires.

    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      They are the war crimes.

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        The Geneva Conventions were specifically created because of the Cobra Chickens. (Canadian Gees)

        • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          That’s why they’re assholes?

  • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
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    Yes 😍😍

  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Chimo! We’ll make Portland a sanctuary city, eh? Bring the mounties by for a double-homo-double-brown.

    (maaan, Canadian slang is great!)

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I know what that order means, but it still sounds like a porn category.

  • thefrozenorth@sh.itjust.works
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    HAHAHAHA!! Canada doesn’t even have an army. And what they do have is so controlled by the Pentagon they can’t cross the street without permission from the chicken.

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