• TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Pop tarts are aggressive…?

    Regarding the national anthem, you should look up a translation of the French national anthem. And it probably isn’t the most metal/aggressive national anthem out there, since it’s one of the very few I even know.

    Edit: I couldn’t help but add this snippet

    Grab your weapons, citizens! Form your battalions! Let us march! Let us march! May impure blood Water our fields!

    Full lyric translation: https://www.thoughtco.com/la-marseillaise-frances-national-anthem-4080565

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      I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.

      EDIT: I might have dreamt this.

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        I didn’t say that’s what it meant. I just wondered if they would think one was much more aggressive than the other. I do. More than one thing can be true.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      I once tasted a real proper tart. Served at the wake of a late boss at a golf club house. English tea times sometimes include simple jam tarts. Both envoke tranquil and enjoyability. All my experiences with the Pop Tart were under rush, duress, haste, a sugar-to-blood delivery system. One can tell easy when we (USA) aggravate the food. Like turning doughnuts into donuts. Or spell cheese with a ‘z’.

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      Pop Tarts are super aggressive. In addition to being made of no natural foodstuffs, they are extremely flammable when in a toaster.

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        Haha well a lot of people are defining pop tarts as aggressive in different ways. Apparently I’m way too narrow in my interpretation of that word