Well, it’s just rotting in the corner, so everything. I don’t think the coroner will ever come.
The part I hide in your mom
I think it’s your mind?
OP’s mind is the ugliest part of your body? A mind is now a body part?
e: didn’t notice the community, I guess this is a shitty answer.
Either that or the lyrics to a Frank Zappa song. Maybe both!
It is indeed, shitty. Well Done.
my ladybugs
That bit there.
Rectum
Some deserve to be rect.
My eyes
No one ever said to me “Oh Mr. Folaht, you have such beautiful eyes”,
while I do see people say it very often in romances.
Although it’s mostly men saying that to women I think?So I can only imagine that if everyone was honest they’d all say
“Oh man, have you seen folaht’s eyes? They’re hideously ugly!”
but no one wants to say it out loud.I dunno I kind of like all those letters




