Captain Picard.

misunderstood sunglasses man

We need guillotines.

Humans aren’t born with very strong impulse control, it’s something that is typically learned over the years. I wouldn’t beat yourself up too much over childhood indiscretions, that from your accounts seem pretty harmless.

Thanks now I need one.

Dicks, plural?

A lot happened in 12 years.

You cannot. And you also now often get blocked when using a VPN, and have to use a flag to use cookies to get past it.

So my only option is to peddle my flesh for trade?

This dog is a whole mood.

I settled on herbstluft in I think around 2015 and 10 years later have still never felt the need to migrate anywhere else.

I did about a year ago give up lightDM for emptty, but that doesn’t really count.

This is my sleep number.

Half of the arguments I get into on Lemmy are relatable to this.

That’s hot.

It do be like that, at least for the first couple years, and typically with decreasing frequency.

The hair tuft and the beard combo are amazing. He oozes character.

The appropriate response to “I have nothing to hide” is to start rattling off embarrassing stuff about that person.

That I have pee pee dribbles on my pants, after walking out of a work or public restroom. It’s not even that I’m afraid I actually have pee pee dribbles, but that when I washed my hands, water drops got on or around my crotchal region, and people will believe it’s pee pee.

Devil Doll’s 1989 “The Girl Who Was… Death” album, which is technically one very long track.

Why would I eat my bed?