My asshole brother will write it on my tombstone just to fuck with me, that son of a bitch.
I‘m SO pumped for skeleton wars. Hitting the gym daily to build up my bone structure, drinking milk like all the time. I recently bought a cow and I stopped drinking water, I even boil my pasta in milk.
I’m fucking unstoppable, my skeleton is literally jacked up with calcium. And the best kind of calcium, not that wuss kind of calcium kids eat. Bring it on, I’m waiting!
Jokes on them. I got a hard time for a formation in hell.
What if you got bone Spurs?
Here lies an atheist, all dressed up with nowhere to go.
Commander Skeletrex: We’ll see about that, you little bastard. You’re ripe for the Bone Brigade!
fact checked by real enlightened atheists: ❌FALSE❌
Commander Skeletrex: Fresh bones for the grinder!
Who are the skeletons fighting? Do we need to do well intentioned symbolic support gestures on social media?
Absolutely! Otherwise they have to fight Minecraft Steve
There’s this dude out in Kentucky who keeps putting elbow bones on knee bones and toe bones on liver bones and shit like that. That’s who.
Good thing I’m gonna be buried with my AR style rifle, drum magazine/30 round magazine s and 10K rounds.
And for good measure against S-Mart employees a chainsaw and a sawed of shotgun.
I’ll swallow your soul!
Skeleton Drill Sergeant: “Listen up, worm food! When you see a living person you are to pull their hair up, but not out. Do you understand me?!”
hell I’m down for a war. let’s gooo
You saying it like a bad thing
I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.
This would be a fun game to play in a graveyard.
ty mr
But you are joining either way if things heat up. “Rest in Peace, March in War”.
