• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      It’s doubly funny because these are cheat compression practice mannequins called… Annie.

      Is it “cheat” because they’re so enticing that they tempt you to betray your significant other?

      (Yes, I know it’s supposed to be “chest” - effing swipe keyboard constantly guesses wrong for me, too. Then it has the temerity to complain about “my” grammar.)

      • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Nah, it’s because if you use them, you might kill kids (because your compressions are too hard? I dunno, I’m struggling here to find the right joke)

        • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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          I was a certified CPR instructor

          Just kill the kids, and anyone else

          If you are doing CPR, it’s because they have already lost a critical component of life

          Do your best, because they’re already dead and there’s nothing to lose

          • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Not just the men, but the women and children, too?

            (Yes, if you’re at the point of CPR, broken ribs are typically better than death)