• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    2 days ago

    It’s doubly funny because these are cheat compression practice mannequins called… Annie.

    Is it “cheat” because they’re so enticing that they tempt you to betray your significant other?

    (Yes, I know it’s supposed to be “chest” - effing swipe keyboard constantly guesses wrong for me, too. Then it has the temerity to complain about “my” grammar.)

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2 days ago

      Nah, it’s because if you use them, you might kill kids (because your compressions are too hard? I dunno, I’m struggling here to find the right joke)

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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        I was a certified CPR instructor

        Just kill the kids, and anyone else

        If you are doing CPR, it’s because they have already lost a critical component of life

        Do your best, because they’re already dead and there’s nothing to lose

        • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Not just the men, but the women and children, too?

          (Yes, if you’re at the point of CPR, broken ribs are typically better than death)