No, see, the real red flags are the ones you aren’t aware of yet.

Those are the ones I’m frightened of. Like there’s just this itty-bit of something just waiting for the right bump to break and cut my brake lines while I’m on the highway.

I don’t know what it is, but I know it’s there, so I gotta be self-critical until I find the piece to fix!

At the very least I can tell you my job isn’t in sales.