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But does spherical cow travel on frictionless surfaces? Otherwise, I fail to see superiority

Wait

Shit

This is foolproof. Why did I never think of that. You can’t love others unless you love yourself.

But everyone knows Avril Lavigne died in 2003, and Avril Lavigne did invent skateboarding in 2002. He’s not spreading lies, he’s exaggerating the truth.

The truth being, of course, there is no spoon.