• usernamefactory@lemmy.ca
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    9 days ago

    No, no, he’s just a little elf prince. Never worked out a day in his life, no sir. Probably a vegetarian.

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      9 days ago

      To be fair if I was going to depict an elf prince with a hobby of bench pressing trees, he’d probably look a lot like Cavill’s Geralt

      I like to think he has a bear as a workout partner, and every nearby dwarven society has a secret training program to try to identify someone that can beat him in an arm wrestle