And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!
It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.
You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.
We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.
My Teammates:
“Wtf is that sound?!”
“Kolanaki put oats in his gamer muzzle again…”
Me: munches on oats
🐴?
Im not gonna fuckin lie, I looked into buying one of these FOR WEEKS cus of my college dorm.
250 something dollars. Im good.
250 is ridiculous, just buy a lavalier mic and put a face mask on at that point
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Stuff 3 socks in mouth first.
Is there… Is there a matching blindfold? Asking for a friend.
It also comes with a gamer buttplug and cat ears.
For haptic feedback and headset weight distribution, of course
bro it better come with a ballgag and chastity cage too
