The prime minister has promised to reset Britain’s relationship with Brussels and rebuild ties with the bloc after years of tension and mistrust under the Conservatives
But just think how quickly the carpet dries your feet when you get out of the bath. It’s thick shag, so for extra convenience, you can just roll around on the floor to get dry all over.
I’m sorry, I made myself uncomfortable just thinking that, so I had to share it.
You laugh now, but let’s see who’s laughing when your house burns down because you don’t have a permanently moist bathroom carpet to smother the fire. When I get a break from coughing due to all the mold, I’ll laugh like a maniac!
But just think how quickly the carpet dries your feet when you get out of the bath. It’s thick shag, so for extra convenience, you can just roll around on the floor to get dry all over.
I’m sorry, I made myself uncomfortable just thinking that, so I had to share it.
You laugh now, but let’s see who’s laughing when your house burns down because you don’t have a permanently moist bathroom carpet to smother the fire. When I get a break from coughing due to all the mold, I’ll laugh like a maniac!
Dog day sunrise