• Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    May I suggest an innovative approach to this challenge that will optimize the objective of the CEO to not ascertain that his product is shit. The guillotine

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      Neutering seems effective at calming down most animals. Maybe that should be tried first? We can always take his head off if it doesn’t work out.

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      The funny bit is that in this specific case proper application of a guillotine would actually yield more shareholder value in the mid and long term than letting things be as they are.