A part of me wonders if Obama really wanted to say that. But then again, Obama is also part of the corporate machine.

Trains AND high schools in Utah?

For science (and alcohol), I had a dude kick me in the nuts. I have not tested vagina kicking on a willing participant yet, so I don’t really have any data.

His brain doesn’t work anymore.

That’s a really good perspective. I shouldn’t get angry, I should see it as the red flags that it is. Thank you.

I’m not a girl and I do a lot of things for money.

Like working a job, lying about my day, saying pleasantries at coworkers, to doing live meetings with bosses which is like Only Fans but internal.

Dicks are soft and squishy. Even when it’s harden, it’s vulnerable to pain.

Source: my weak spot

Betty White is a tough cookie and I can see her saying that.

Real question - how does one host a Lemmy that accepts all sorts of content without having to keep constant tabs on it?

Like, if we did sprinkle nsfw content throughout dozens of Lemmy servers?

I’m asking this because I hosted a pixelfed server one time, allowed thousand users, and those abuse reports became hard on my soul. Some were pretty vanilla nsfw. But some required me to forward it to 3-letter agencies in the States. And while I’m not a fan of talking to the cops, I’m also not a fan of awful shit on my server.

I thought it was silly and funny. It has classic Reddit all over it.

Honestly I miss early AI.

I miss the ugly art. I miss the weird tangents. I miss Will Smith eating spaghetti and consuming himself.

I know you can set up a quick AI to relive this… But it was better when it was the norm.

I live in three different cities and in those cities, people use train, subway, and trolley interchangeably.

Thanks Obama.

AI brings MAGA a reality they can’t have. Like family who likes them, children who didn’t abandon them, and support a President who didn’t cheat on his wives, have multiple divorces, rape a bunch of girls and may have killed a kid.

That’s what happened in Cyberpunk. Internet became garbage because of rogue AI.

You get 10+ texts in a row?

I usually respond in paragraph form and then as they’re typing a reply, I panic and ghost them for another day.

Okay, so 200 erect penises in a line, and all you have to do is lightly brush them all with the palm of your hands as you run by like you’re high fiving them…

For a million dollars.

Apparently there’s a video of him reacting to it in real time.

Which is even funnier that he couldn’t have been bothered to watch whatever this Alt-Halftime show was.

I came to this comment when you had -2, which was ridiculous.

It’s really frustrating reading Lemmy commenters like, “America do something!” Like God damn! The news doesn’t want to report on all the work the millions of Americans have been doing to protect our streets because they’re paid by billionaires.