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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

What a bargain!

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What a bargain!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    I have a bag of batteries that need to go to the tox drop, thanks for the reminder.

    I labeled them “BAD-tteries,” though. My daughter did not think this was very funny.

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      If it elicits a groan, it’s peak dad humor.

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      My box is labelled “AA Meeting”

      • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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        Fantastic work. Really charges me up.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        What’s in the box?

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          Uh, guess?

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            I was really hoping someone would say “Dead batteries” and I could do the whole, “I don’t know what I expected” bit.

            • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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              Sorry, ruined the setup. 😬

              • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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                You didn’t. It was a calculated risk, and I am very bad at math.

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          No, that’s the problem! That and the volts.

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