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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

What a bargain!

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What a bargain!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    My box is labelled “AA Meeting”

    • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Fantastic work. Really charges me up.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      What’s in the box?

      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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        1 month ago

        Uh, guess?

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          28 days ago

          I was really hoping someone would say “Dead batteries” and I could do the whole, “I don’t know what I expected” bit.

          • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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            28 days ago

            Sorry, ruined the setup. 😬

            • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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              28 days ago

              You didn’t. It was a calculated risk, and I am very bad at math.

      • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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        No, that’s the problem! That and the volts.

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