potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 天前There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1550arrow-down1imageThere are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 天前message-square45linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 天前You don’t need to hold it. Get a friend to take the picture while you’re doing the fist on hips, Superman pose.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 天前But how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It’s a chicken/egg situation.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 天前People who don’t have friends have a tripod instead.
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 天前If my dick was long enough to look like a tripod, I would be in thar predicament in the first place.
You don’t need to hold it. Get a friend to take the picture while you’re doing the fist on hips, Superman pose.
But how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It’s a chicken/egg situation.
People who don’t have friends have a tripod instead.
If my dick was long enough to look like a tripod, I would be in thar predicament in the first place.