Feels like there’s a significant part of the story missing here.
Anon was definitely being creepy to women at the party
Be me at party having a great time
See fat sweaty guy creeping on a girl and making her uncomfortable
Approach and tell him he’s creeping her out
Reach out to pull him away from her
He kicks me in the balls
He says I tried to sucker punch him
He’s kicked out of the party
Recover and enjoy the rest of the party
Every coin has two sides.
You didn’t get a balls massage afterwards?
They were definitely gargled next to the beer fridge out in the garage
Fake: Anon is at a party, talking to a girl
Gay: Touches some guys balls
Totally unrelated but my first kiss was at a halloween party where i was dressed up as a ticket inspector and the girl as a creepy clowngirl. Not that i am complaining.
Nice.
How much of her makeup was on you afterwards?
I love the texts that are clearly just anon’s personal fantasy.
I know! I’d love someone to kick me in the balls…
Anything planned this weekend?
Be me At a party with my gf Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf. Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out. Shouting about not being a coward. WtfJust a heads up, you can cancel the colors with any word written beside the ``` without a space. For instance, I wrote “```bigcummies“
>Be me >At a party with my gf >Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over >Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her >I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit >Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior >Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other >Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf. >Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out. Shouting about not being a coward. WtfThat’s a really stupid way to format a comment.
I mean, it was lemmy’s decision to give it code highlighting when no language was specified in the code block. Which highlighting is it even choosing? Python?
It’s highlighting “me” as a keyword. The only language I can think of that uses that is Visual Basic.
maybe it’s highlighting all common keywords?
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History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Truth is just lies everyone believes.
