• Schal330@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Be me at party having a great time

    See fat sweaty guy creeping on a girl and making her uncomfortable

    Approach and tell him he’s creeping her out

    Reach out to pull him away from her

    He kicks me in the balls

    He says I tried to sucker punch him

    He’s kicked out of the party

    Recover and enjoy the rest of the party